Blurring Lines of Gender Confines: Music’s Changing Ideals of Sexual Orientation

“Yo perreo sola.” Translation: (I twerk alone) With this simple lyric, Puerto Rican artist Bad Bunny shot into a realm of feminism that seemed out of the ordinary and that was before the song’s music video was released, one where we see him transform into a woman.  The transcendence of gender has slowly been popping up within pop culture, flashes of indifference toward the classic … Continue reading Blurring Lines of Gender Confines: Music’s Changing Ideals of Sexual Orientation

Binge Worthy Watches: The Best Shows, Movies, to Watch While Stuck Inside

While we’ve all been locked inside during these trying times, Netflix, Hulu, and other streaming services are thriving. Everyone and their mothers are turning to streaming services to pass the time. But with an end to the lockdown not yet in sight, there is a limit to what we can watch and re-watch. With that being said, here’s a breakdown of the best things to … Continue reading Binge Worthy Watches: The Best Shows, Movies, to Watch While Stuck Inside

10 Things to do During Isolation

As we all scroll through Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram, the days of self-isolation seem to be running together with a major lack of stimulation. With each day feeling the same as the last, here’s a few ideas on how to switch up your day in quarantine.  Do you drive? Pick a meeting place with your friends, pack a lunch, and stay in your car. A … Continue reading 10 Things to do During Isolation

Parents Take a Stand: Is TikTok a Satanic Hoax?

*originally appearing in satirical April 1 edition A Tik Tok outbreak is upon us and parents around the globe are questioning the app’s ulterior motives. Is this newfound preteen-dominated app really just for laughs? Or is it tapping into our adolescence’s brains using subliminal messages? Parents are speculating. Here’s the scoop on why parents believe Satan has a hand in this trendy “innocent” app.  To … Continue reading Parents Take a Stand: Is TikTok a Satanic Hoax?

Horoscopes in Retrograde: April Predictions Take Out Everyone

*originally appearing in satirical April 1 edition April is a month for, like realizing things. So here’s your monthly horoscope, tailored to you from the stars themselves. Aries: You feel trapped in this high school. Maybe it’s that they ran out of paninis freshman year, or that you missed the last pep-rally; either way, it’s time for a change. Since mercury is around, and Jupiter … Continue reading Horoscopes in Retrograde: April Predictions Take Out Everyone

Administration Eliminates Nerf War

That’s right, our cherished and beloved nerf war tradition has been put to a stop this year, and most likely perpetually. Students are filled with confusion, anger, sadness, and loss, but the question we’re all asking is “why?” After multiple extensive interviews, I’m here to report on what the reasoning behind this tradition’s halt truly is.  Throughout this year, we’ve all heard the rumors that … Continue reading Administration Eliminates Nerf War

5 Ways to Make Your Spring Break Great

Each year our school gives us a single week off in the month of March, and with such limited time, it would be a shame to waste it on nothing. Here are a couple ideas to help make your spring break worthwhile.  Go see local bands in concert. Who doesn’t love exploring new music? Tickets are cheap, local bands are smaller and usually at a … Continue reading 5 Ways to Make Your Spring Break Great